Cheap Coke Spy

Want to become a spy for cheap coke all you have to do is send me $2000 dollars and I will train you or alternatively follow these five very secret steps !

1. repeat after me I solemnly sware to diligently sware to uphold  the rules and regulations of the cheap coke team. ( Heres the rules and regulations-  find the cheapest coke in my town and email it here report@cheapcoke.com)
2. Email a link to this website to other potential spys
3. Name your first born after the cheap coke team (or a small animal will be acceptable) we need spys the above is negotiable
4. Send us a share off any lotto wins you may have or alternatively tell us to get stuffed either is acceptable we prefer the first
5. and last but not least keep your local coke price up to date

 
That’s it I now deputise you super spy

to stop being a super cheap coke spy repeat this you bloke are tossers and I want nothing to do with you that’s it your free

Keep on sculling the cheap coke team